Certified human bestfriend. Compact size, generous Gaali ka output, permanent warranty.
Everything above is a joke. This isn't.
idk how we ended up being such good friends over the time but if it was not for that first day when you came to the class and thanks to me I started a convo with you... idk if not for me, where we would've been today at all. so please be thankful to my existance
I am just guessing it might've took us two months to know that we are bestfriends. idk if you remember this or not but i do. one day we were just sitting near lake front and were having the deepest conversation about our past and secrets and let ourselves loose and we both were showing our vulnaribilities, I knew it at that moment that we had some real connection and from that moment on... we just cruized through it.
My USA life has been pretty shit... even till today.... but the most beautiful parts were the ones i've spent with you tbh. and I would never forget in this lifetime that on my shittiest of day, you were always there for me and I'd like to believe, I was there for you too.
If we are among people and being our natural selves will always be a risky thing cause people would just find us weird but we know we are having the time of our lives.
Being in a relationship and also making time for me is in and itself is a big gesture which i have no words to even describe. but thanks for taking time for me in your busy schedule of office and relationship.
Happy birthday. Thank you for making me feel seen on days I didn't expect anyone to notice me at all.
Nobody has ever rated her below five. The one person who tried was asked to leave.
A lifetime blessing, beautiful inside and out. Spreads happiness wherever she goes. Strong, caring, and always makes me proud. No refund, no exchange.
A very precious masterpiece wrapped with love and countless blessings. Every achievement feels like our own. Worth every laugh, every tear and every single moment. The maintenance cost is high but the happiness it brings is absolutely priceless.
A cheerful and lively product that makes everyone feel comfortable. Smart, responsible and always ready to help. Lives far away so physical availability is limited, but it's manageable. Our family is incredibly proud of her.
The most valuable product our family has ever had. Designed with intelligence, confidence, strong values and endless determination. Reliable, hard working and full of positivity — she continues to shine in everything she does and makes our entire family proud every single day.
An amazing product. Extremely kind, caring and loving. Always thinks ahead and manages everything. Brings positivity wherever she goes. Highly recommended to every family lucky enough to have it.
The most ambitious and beautiful product I know. Has a lively personality that brings positivity wherever she goes. Inspires with a modern outlook.
A very incredible product. I have been using it since childhood and I can confidently say it is one of the best products in our family. She is my best friend, my therapist, my gossip partner, my stylist and my biggest supporter — all in one package.
Inspires me with her confidence and strength. Sometimes gets angry, roasts me, annoys me — but still my favourite one.
Knows all my secrets and is always there for me whenever life gets messy. Worth it, and impossible to replace.
A gorgeous product, because it looks gorgeous every time. Protects me when it actually matters, always completes my project on time, gives the best life advice. Orders me around and wins every argument.
I ordered one friend and somehow received a therapist, comedian, travel partner, emergency contact, professional overthinker and full time entertainment system in the same package. Honestly, excellent value for money.
Unboxing experience: at first the product appears sweet, calm and sensible. Please do not be fooled by the packaging. Once fully activated, you unlock sarcasm, random plans, dramatic reactions, elite roasting skills and enough facial expressions to communicate an entire paragraph without saying one word.
Emotional support: unlimited plan included. Honest opinions: automatically provided, even when not requested. Gossip storage: suspiciously large and password protected. Sarcasm: factory installed and impossible to disable. Return policy: denied, you are emotionally attached now.
Emergency mode: simply send “Are you awake?” at an unreasonable hour. The product immediately activates with “What happened? Tell me everything.” She will listen to the whole story, ask for screenshots, investigate every detail and then give a conclusion nobody asked for but everybody needed.
Battery performance: for gossip, food, trips and fun plans the battery remains at 100 percent. Mention responsibilities or an early morning plan and the device may suddenly enter power saving mode.
Memory test: she may forget why she entered a room, but she will remember one embarrassing sentence you said years ago and replay it at the perfect moment.
Known glitches: occasional attitude, dramatic silence, powerful side eye and a rare “I am fine” notification when the system is very obviously not fine. These are not defects. They are signature features and should be handled with snacks and patience.
Final verdict: slightly dramatic, completely irreplaceable and worth the lifetime subscription.
I purchased the Anjali Premium Edition three years ago and she is indispensable. Out of the box she features a permanent fashionista upgrade, instantly elevating any room's aesthetic. She also includes a unique humour drive packed with delayed-blast PJs that make your brain recalculate twice before you inevitably groan.
For maintenance, this unit requires aggressive caffeine inputs, running exclusively on extreme sugar disguised as coffee. Her food processing is incredibly picky, rejecting 90% of standard menus, though french fries successfully bypass all filters at any hour.
Despite the high daily sugar costs, the ROI over three years is unmatched. She is a stunning, fun companion. Renewing this friendship contract indefinitely.
I genuinely don't know how I ended up finding this person in the US, because making a real friend here was definitely not on my bingo card. And somehow, I found someone who feels like she has known me forever.
This product comes with a very rare feature called same brain syndrome. Same Pinterest ideas, same outfit obsession, same makeup taste, same everything. Half the time I'll send her something and she'll be like YESSS before I've even finished explaining it. 😭
The funniest part is how we somehow keep ending up with the same clothes, the same things, the same ideas. At this point, I genuinely don't know who is copying who. 😂
Fashion compatibility: 100% · Makeup compatibility: 100% · Pinterest compatibility: suspiciously identical · Understanding my nonsense: 11/10 · Matching my energy: unfortunately perfect.
But honestly, beyond all the makeup, fashion and Pinterest boards, she's one of the few people who genuinely gets me. I know her, she knows me, and somehow we just clicked in a way that I didn't expect. She's my only girl bestie I made here in the US, and I genuinely feel so lucky that out of everyone I could have met, I got her. 🥹❤️
Final review — Would recommend? Obviously. Would share? Absolutely not. Would replace? Never. Would purchase again? In every lifetime.
If I had to describe her as a product, she is basically an all-in-one package with different modes. Caring Mode is her best feature — she takes care of her people and somehow understands me without much explanation.
Bakchodi Mode: always ON. Random conversations, stupid jokes and unlimited gelchode pane. No off button.
Chid-Chidi Mode: gets activated very easily. Still looking for the disable option.
Cute Mode: comes with a cute smile, chotu size and unlimited nakhre.
Emotional Support Mode: always there when you need her.
The funny thing is, we were together in Class 7, lost touch after school, and then randomly met again years later. From eating ganda upma and tasty missi paratha together to somehow ending up in the USA and becoming so close — I honestly don't know when this chotu became family.
Caring: 10/10 · Bakchodi: Unlimited · Nakhre: Unlimited · Chid-chidapan: Needs improvement · Replacement: Not available.
Overall: 10/10. Slightly defective, but definitely worth keeping.
Advertised as a standard-issue friend, this unit shockingly exceeds every claim on the packaging. Box said fun, reliable, great smile. Box did NOT mention she'd basically ruin every future friendship for me by setting the bar this high. Rude, honestly.
Adventure Mode: stuck ON, no off-switch found. Zoo trip? In. Random Tuesday? In. Doesn't matter what it is — she's already got her seatbelt on before you finish the sentence.
Patented Photobomb Technology. Point a camera at ANYTHING within a 10-foot radius and she will materialise in frame, mid-peace-sign, fully smiling, like she's been waiting there since birth for this exact photo op. NASA still can't explain the reaction time.
Industrial-grade smile, always fully charged. Moving car, bad lighting, 7am — smile output stays locked at maximum. Runs purely on vibes.
Can rely on her for literally everything: confirmed. Moral support? Yes. Snacks? Yes. Talking you out of a bad decision, or into a slightly worse but funnier one? Also yes.
Cons: cannot take a single normal, non-chaotic photo with this product in the vicinity. You WILL end up with 47 bonus photobombs you didn't ask for and somehow still didn't delete. Extremely difficult to return, mainly because nobody involved has ever once wanted to.
Would I recommend this product? Yes. Unconditionally. Ships fast, never breaks down (except from laughing), and somehow gets funnier with age.
First came across this product on her birthday last year. She was a little emotional, we barely spoke, and that was pretty much it. Not exactly enough data for a review. Then we met again and somehow just clicked — no warm-up period, no awkward small talk, straight to being comfortable.
Very quickly realised she's a proper girl's girl. The kind of person you can actually rely on. She listens, she cares, she shows up, and somehow makes you feel very comfortable being yourself around her. Also comes with strong opinions and the ability to tell you exactly what you need to hear — whether you asked for it or not.
My favourite feature though is how easy she is to be around. I haven't known her for that long, but it genuinely doesn't feel that way.
Still discovering all the features (and probably a few bugs), so this is technically an early review. But so far: very happy. Unexpected addition to my life, but definitely a good one. Would recommend. Would keep. No return planned.
I got introduced to this product by one of my closest friends. I was a bit doubtful about it initially, but later I saw why he had recommended it. Everything I knew about this product was through my friend — but after using it, I realised he didn't do justice talking about it. If anyone's looking for something they don't have to worry about, can live with easily without any complaints, and can always rely on for a pleasant and unproblematic experience, I highly recommend this.
Dependable, warm and hardworking. Made settling in easy, comes with great advice on Chicago and university life, plus warm hospitality. No complaints, would recommend to anyone looking for a good friend. Happy Birthday, Anjali!
I've been using this product for a few months and I already love it! Very easy to carry along, especially on long car rides. Has a weird sense of humour but that just adds to the charm. Definitely recommend it!
One plan, no cancellation option. The button below does nothing legally binding and everything emotionally binding.
I just want to say, I love you sooo soooo sooooo much and although i know we cannot predit future but if i had to, i'd bet everything on the gamble that you'll foverever be the best person i've met in this lifetime and i'll definitely win the gamble. and even if we are separated by distance in the future, the one thing will remain constant is our memories with me. always and forever❤️. happiest birthday and I hope we stay like for a long time to come. i'll ways be there for you no matter what